Tuesday, August 9, 2016

My First Seven Jobs

My first seven jobs....
Paper boy for 3 days.
King Soopers Cashier for a month
Burger King steamer/cashier where I got to walk two miles back and forth to work in the clown uniform every day to work (it builds character!)
Stocker at Sears for 2 years
Telemarketer for the Fraternal Order of Police for a week
Janitor at Sears 1.5 years
Assistant Technology worker at the library at Augusta College (should have STAYED at that job because...)
Job 8 is Taco Bell and Job 9 is cashier at Hi Lo auto parts to pay back tithing money to my church so...
Job 10 I get to be a Mind Control Agent for Joseph Smith inc!
There are a lot of crap jobs after that. Lots and lots of crap jobs.
Now I have a nice stable job where I get paid to be insulted every two weeks by my former mentor. HOORAY!