Memes of My Father: November 2011

1. Family.
2. Friends.
3. Love.
4. Hope.
5. Faith.
6. Magic.
7. Science.
8. Order.
9. Chaos.
10. Change.
11. Memory.
12. The future.
13. Science Fiction.
14. Fantasy.
15. Mountains.
16. Forests.
17. Rivers.
18. The ocean.
19. Oregon.
20. Atlanta.
21. A warm bed on a chilly morning.
22. Not having to go anywhere when its raining.
23. My car.
24. My driver's licence.
25. My heart.
26. My lungs.
27. My Green belt in Karate.
28. My talents.
29. The talents of those around me.
30. Genius.
31. Museums.
32. Leonardo da Vinci.
33. Edison.
34. Tesla.
35. Thomas Jefferson.
36. Albert Einstein.
37. Dwight W. Eisenhower.
38. FDR.
39. JFK.
40. Teddy Roosevelt.
41. Windmills.
42. Douglas Adams.
43. Sherlock Holmes.
44. The time I've had to write.
45. The time I've had to read.
46. Steam punk.
47. Dragon con.
48. Air.
49. Water.
50. The sun.
51. The moon.
52. The sky.
53. The stars.
54. The meteor that didn't hit us ending all life on earth.
55. Ninjas.
56. Pirates.
57. Robots.
58. Zombies.
59. Monkeys.
60. Lemurs.
61. Dogs.
62. Cats.
63. Dogs and Cats Living Together.
64. Mass Hysteria.
65. The ability to cause mass hysteria.
66. The ability not to cause mass hysteria.
67. The River Bottom Nightmare Band.
68. Dr. Who.
69. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
70. Willy Wonka.
71. The Four Agreements.
72. His Needs, Her Needs.
73. The Dance of Anger.
74. Dairy Queen Soft Serve Chocolate and Cherry Dipped Ice Cream Cones.
75. Completing the 10 year email game of awesomeness that Byeard Maggot started.
76. Getting the Soapasians to the moon.
77. Dracula.
78. Count Chocula.
79. The Count.
80. Angel.
81. True Blood.
82. The Dresden Files.
83. That I haven't had to read Twilight.
84. That I can, if I want, read Twilight and not be struct down by blue bolts from the heavens.
85. The open highway.
86. Boulder, CO.
87. Littleton, CO.
88. The cool hidden world near the house we used to have in Colorado on the other side of the sewer pipe that no one seemed to know or care about.
89. Catonine Tails.
90. Snow!
91. Not having to deal with snow all the time.
92. Gravity.
93. The off button for the television when political news comes on.
94. Truth.
95. Honor.
96. Honesty.
97. Compassion.
98. People who try to make the world a better place.
99. People who try as hard as they can just to hang on.
100. People who honk at jerks on the freeway so I don't have to.
101. The Green Bay Packers.
102. My Masters.
103. The collaborative artistic endeavors I have been able to collaborate on.
104. The collaborative artistic endeavor I no longer have to collaborate on (You can probably guess. If you can't, don't worry about it....)
105. Wonderful moments while they lasted.
106. The healing balm of time.
107. Friends made where least expected.
108. Lessons learned.
109. Learning from other people's lessons.
110. The Muppets.
111. That I am not in love with Miss Piggy.
112. That if gravity reverses itself I really would be prepared.
113. Ditto Zombie Apocalypse.
114. Ditto Alien Invasion.
115. Ditto Infinity.
116. That there are cats in America and that the streets are not, in fact paved with cheese...or gold.
117. That if there is a heaven that all dogs go to it.
118. Poetry
119. Poetry in motion.
120. Aesthetically artistic members of the female persuasion doing that voodoo that they do so well.
121. French fries.
122. Advanced western medicine.
123. Humility.
124. The ability to admit when I am wrong.
125. Cereal.
126. Video Games.
127. Joss Whedon.
128. John Lassiter.
129. Jimmy Stewart.
130. Humphry Bogart.
131. Lauren Becall.
132. Gina Davis.
133. Madona (Yes. I know. I still like her music.)
134. Lady Gaga (I like her music too but I like how she pisses the right kind of people off more....)
135. Katanas.
136. The internets.
137. Teh internetz.
138. A series of tubes.
139. Facebook (despite the fact that it is run by @#$@#$@# morons...)
140. Blogs.
141. Podcasting.
142. The creative work of friends (I'm looking at you High Midnight.)
143. Howitzers.
144. Dynamite.
145. Anvils.
146. Grenades.
147. Sling shots.
148. Spaghetti.
149. Apples.
150. Apple Pie.
151. Apple Juice.
152. Apple Jacks.
153. Johnny Apple Seed.
153. Lasagna.
154. Vegetables.
155. Soup.
156. The fact that I like healthy food as much as I like crap.
157. The mute button.
158. The pause button.
159. Netflix. (Even if they have done some dumb things lately.)
160. Chainsaws.
161. God Mode.
162. God. (Even if I know Him as pretty different than you probably do.)
163. Freedom of Religion.
164. Freedom from Religion.
165. Fight Club.
166. Write Club.
167. Cavemen.
168. Cavewomen.
169. Not having to club women and drag them by the hair.
170. Women who think its kinky to be dragged by the hair.
171. People who do not think I'm strange because I can appreciate women who like weird kinky things.
172. People who look at me a little strange because I am grateful for people who do not look at me strangely because of stuff like that.
173. Llamas.
174. Ralph the Wonder Llama.
175. That the people responsible for that were sacked.
176. Crayons.

The list is infinite but I had to stop somewhere. :)