Tuesday, August 9, 2016

My First Seven Jobs

My first seven jobs....
Paper boy for 3 days.
King Soopers Cashier for a month
Burger King steamer/cashier where I got to walk two miles back and forth to work in the clown uniform every day to work (it builds character!)
Stocker at Sears for 2 years
Telemarketer for the Fraternal Order of Police for a week
Janitor at Sears 1.5 years
Assistant Technology worker at the library at Augusta College (should have STAYED at that job because...)
Job 8 is Taco Bell and Job 9 is cashier at Hi Lo auto parts to pay back tithing money to my church so...
Job 10 I get to be a Mind Control Agent for Joseph Smith inc!
There are a lot of crap jobs after that. Lots and lots of crap jobs.
Now I have a nice stable job where I get paid to be insulted every two weeks by my former mentor. HOORAY! 

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Sunday, June 26, 2016

[Quiz] Which game of thrones character are you?


Tyrion Lanister




Seems about right.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

[DND Character]

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Fighter/Rogue (3rd/3rd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-14
Dexterity-16
Constitution-13
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-16
Charisma-14


Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.



Primary Class:
Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others use their skills to protect the innocent. Fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities of the PC classes, and they are trained to use all standard weapons and armor. A fighter's rigorous martial training grants him many bonus feats as he progresses, and high-level fighters have access to special melee maneuvers and exotic weapons not available to any other character.



Secondary Class:
Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.



Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

Friday, June 17, 2016

[People Who I Would Rather Have As President Rather than Donald Trump] 99 Problems and Trump isn't One

1. Me.
2. Rhombus Ticks
3. TC
4. Redwin Tursor
5. David Bowie's Ghost (We'd need to rewrite the constitution on that but hey)
6 Bernie Sandiers
7. The Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt
8. The Holographic AI Pop Star Japanese Construct of Teddy Roosevelt (secretly controlled by me)
9. Scooby Doo Style Villain of John Stewart Pretending to Be Teddy Roosevelt
10. Teddy Roosevelt
11. Ted Theodore Logan
12. Bill S Preston Esequire
13. Lucky Day
14. Zax the Divine
15. Thomas Jefferson
16. Deepak Chopra
17. Bernard Setaro Clarke
18. Skip Huffman
19. Underdog
20. A Cardboard Cut Out of Me
21. A Cardboard Cut Out of Theodore Roosevelt
22. Eleven (Doctor Who)
23. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
24. A Returned King Arthur
25. Frank Noble (AKA Grenademan)
26. Frank Castle (AKA The Punisher)
27. Kilroy Capital Conneticut
28. A Rock
29. A Cardboard Cutout of Donald Trump (Controlled by me)
30. Mitt Romney's Evil Universal Good Twin (because there he is Good) (Has Villain Beard)
31. Moaning Mertyl
32. Tarzan
33. Billy Batson
34. Jack Babylon
35. Andrew Greenberg
36. Namor
37. Bill Bridges, John Bridges and Justin Achilli as a Roman Triumvarate
38. A Roc
39. The Geico Lizard who could save the entire country 15% of Everything
40. Captain America (Pre Nazi)
41. Captain Kangaroo
42. Captain Underware
43. Captain Kirk
44. Stephen King
45. Bender [Futurama]
46. A Randomly selected person with Confederate Americans Filtered out
47. The Monarch
48. A Monarch Butterfly
49. Cleopatra, Anthony and Tony Star ruling as a Roman Style Triumvarate
50. A Tumbleweet
51. Jill Stein
52. Mothara
53. Frankenstein
54. Superman
55. Micky Mouse
56. Bugs Bunny
57. The Brain (sans Pinky)
58. Alphalpha
59. Herman Munster
60. Ed the Talking Horse
61. Ed Grimly
62. Rosalin Carter from Battlestar Galactica
63. The Bog of Eternal Stench
64. The Hypnotoad
65. The King in Yellow
66. Rocky Balboa
68. The Men In Black (Movie)
69. A Can of Soup (Someone else's list but I could vote for that)
70. Norman Rockwell
71. The Body of Jimmy Hoffa
72. Rollo Tamasi
73. Kaiser Sososi
74. Elon Musk
75. The Mouse Controlling the Elon Musk Suit (secretly controlled by the Brain)
76. Teddy Snow, Theodore Roosevelt's Bastard Love Child
77. Elvis
78. Spock
79. Ged
80. Howdy Duty (Secretly Controlled by Me)
81. Twelve Year Old Me
82. 86 Year Old Me From the Future with a Plan Ala Cylons
83. Number 6/I (From the Priisoner)
84. The Count of Monty Christo
85. Count Chocula
86. Rob Mosca
87. Jimmy Carter
87. Linda Carter
88 Stephen Colbert
89. Stephen Colbert (Diff Pronuciaction)
90. Eliza Doolittle
91. Julia Carlson from an Alternate Universe (not on this list because I don't want to lose her to the affairs of Office)
92. Wayne Walton
93. Helen Walton
94. John Boy Walton
95. Wyatt Erp
96. The Cisco Kid
97. Dr. Horrible
98. Bad Horse
99 Me.