Friday, June 17, 2016

[People Who I Would Rather Have As President Rather than Donald Trump] 99 Problems and Trump isn't One

1. Me.
2. Rhombus Ticks
3. TC
4. Redwin Tursor
5. David Bowie's Ghost (We'd need to rewrite the constitution on that but hey)
6 Bernie Sandiers
7. The Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt
8. The Holographic AI Pop Star Japanese Construct of Teddy Roosevelt (secretly controlled by me)
9. Scooby Doo Style Villain of John Stewart Pretending to Be Teddy Roosevelt
10. Teddy Roosevelt
11. Ted Theodore Logan
12. Bill S Preston Esequire
13. Lucky Day
14. Zax the Divine
15. Thomas Jefferson
16. Deepak Chopra
17. Bernard Setaro Clarke
18. Skip Huffman
19. Underdog
20. A Cardboard Cut Out of Me
21. A Cardboard Cut Out of Theodore Roosevelt
22. Eleven (Doctor Who)
23. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
24. A Returned King Arthur
25. Frank Noble (AKA Grenademan)
26. Frank Castle (AKA The Punisher)
27. Kilroy Capital Conneticut
28. A Rock
29. A Cardboard Cutout of Donald Trump (Controlled by me)
30. Mitt Romney's Evil Universal Good Twin (because there he is Good) (Has Villain Beard)
31. Moaning Mertyl
32. Tarzan
33. Billy Batson
34. Jack Babylon
35. Andrew Greenberg
36. Namor
37. Bill Bridges, John Bridges and Justin Achilli as a Roman Triumvarate
38. A Roc
39. The Geico Lizard who could save the entire country 15% of Everything
40. Captain America (Pre Nazi)
41. Captain Kangaroo
42. Captain Underware
43. Captain Kirk
44. Stephen King
45. Bender [Futurama]
46. A Randomly selected person with Confederate Americans Filtered out
47. The Monarch
48. A Monarch Butterfly
49. Cleopatra, Anthony and Tony Star ruling as a Roman Style Triumvarate
50. A Tumbleweet
51. Jill Stein
52. Mothara
53. Frankenstein
54. Superman
55. Micky Mouse
56. Bugs Bunny
57. The Brain (sans Pinky)
58. Alphalpha
59. Herman Munster
60. Ed the Talking Horse
61. Ed Grimly
62. Rosalin Carter from Battlestar Galactica
63. The Bog of Eternal Stench
64. The Hypnotoad
65. The King in Yellow
66. Rocky Balboa
68. The Men In Black (Movie)
69. A Can of Soup (Someone else's list but I could vote for that)
70. Norman Rockwell
71. The Body of Jimmy Hoffa
72. Rollo Tamasi
73. Kaiser Sososi
74. Elon Musk
75. The Mouse Controlling the Elon Musk Suit (secretly controlled by the Brain)
76. Teddy Snow, Theodore Roosevelt's Bastard Love Child
77. Elvis
78. Spock
79. Ged
80. Howdy Duty (Secretly Controlled by Me)
81. Twelve Year Old Me
82. 86 Year Old Me From the Future with a Plan Ala Cylons
83. Number 6/I (From the Priisoner)
84. The Count of Monty Christo
85. Count Chocula
86. Rob Mosca
87. Jimmy Carter
87. Linda Carter
88 Stephen Colbert
89. Stephen Colbert (Diff Pronuciaction)
90. Eliza Doolittle
91. Julia Carlson from an Alternate Universe (not on this list because I don't want to lose her to the affairs of Office)
92. Wayne Walton
93. Helen Walton
94. John Boy Walton
95. Wyatt Erp
96. The Cisco Kid
97. Dr. Horrible
98. Bad Horse
99 Me.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Fluffy Bunny Wednesday

A friend of mine does regularly themed posts, so why the hell not do it too?

I promised Fluffy Bunnies.

I keep my promises.

Friday, June 3, 2016

Tango Haberdasher Ishmael Saturation Heap Edwin Apricot Dork Linear Indigo Nilbog Esperanto Infirmary Saturation Not Otter Tango Mildred Insulation Saturation Petrification Education Cat

India foxtrot. Yankee oscar uniform. Charlie alpha november. Uniform november delta echo romeo sierra tango alpha november delta. Tango hotel india sierra. Charlie oscar papa yankee. Alpha november delta. Papa alpha sierra tango echo. Tango oscar. Yankee oscar uniform romeo. Sierra tango alpha tango uniform sierra. (In honor of our fallen heroes) - Let's see who gets it and follows the instructions ...???
Anita Dykstra

Friday, May 20, 2016

[DnD] Das Grognard Test

Itzen here. 430

Have played the Yellow Book Version of Dungeons and Dragons 15 pts-Nein.
Have played First Edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 10 pts.-Ja 
Have played Second Edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 3 pts -Ja 
Have played the original Gamma World 10 pts -Ja 
Have played Star Frontiers 5 pts -Ja 
Have played Boot Hill 5 pts -Ja 
Have played Space Master 10 pts -Nein 
Have played Middle Earth Role Playing System 10 pts-Ja 
Have played Palladium Role Playing Game (pre Rifts) 10 pts-Spit Ew-Ja 

Have played Role Master 10 pts-Ja
Have played Ninjas and Superspies 5 pts-Ja
Have played Robotech 5 pts-Ja 
Have played DC Heros 5 pts-Ja
Have played Rifts 5 pts-Vomit - Ja 
Have played TMNT 5 pts (+5 pts if you know what TMNT stands for)-Ja y Ja
Have played Battletech with Miniatures 15 pts (+15 pts if you still have the rules and miniatures)-Ja y Nein
Have played Battletech without miniatures 5 pts (seriously playing that game without minitures?)-Ja
Have playd Marvel Super Heros 5 pts  (+20 pts if you have all the marvel philes in a binder)-Ja y Ja
Have played Chill 10 pts-Ja
Have played Call of Cthulu (Chaosium) pre 4th edition 5 pts-Nein 
Have played Vampire the Masquerade 5 pts-Ja 
Have played Werewolf the Apocolypse 5 pts-Ja 
Have played Mage the Awakening 5 pts-Ja 
Have played Changeling the Dreaming 5 pts-Ja
Have played Wraith the Oblivion 10 pts (c'mon, if you played that game at all it's worth 10 points.)-On a Mush Ja
Have played Traveler 10 pts (+20 pts if you had a character die during character creation.)-Ja y Ja 
Have played Twilight 2000 5 pts (+10 pts if you have played it after the year 2000)-Spit Take Near Vomit-Ja v JA
Have played WEG Star Wars +10 (+10 if you know what WEG means)-Ja
Have played Shadow Run first edition 5 pts-Ja 
Have played Shadow Run second edition 3 pts-Ja 



Bonus Points


+5 pts for each game you can name that should be on this list that isn't.-Fate of Inglemia, Flatland Inflated, Fading Suns, Mundi Animalia, Empire of the Petal Thrones, Runequest, Ars Magica First, Basic Red Box DND, Indiana Jones Role Playing Game, Torg, Car Wars (rpg), Gurps 1rst, Gurps 2nd, Gurps 3rd, Battle Tech with AeroTech, First Edition Warhammer Fantasy, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplaying Game, Albedo Anthropamorphic, Cyberpunk, Dune, HOL,
+5 pts if you know what THAC0 means-Ja
+5 pts if you know what an RSW save is-Ja
+5 points if you have ever stated on a discussion board or other similar place that you refused to ever play anything beyond x edition of the rules.-Ja
+5 if you have ever posted on a discussion board or other similar place that the reason for the new edition was a money grab.-Ja
+5 if you get irritated that all your friends try to convince you to play the newer editions of your favorite game.-Ja
+10 if you have ever tried to use a character from one edition for the new editionwithout changing how the character was rolled up.-Ja

Monday, January 25, 2016

Amazing podcast called "Everyone Loves Charles"

http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=42210343&refid=asa

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Les miserables les awesomely

https://open.spotify.com/track/5QkryYIlMTypHuaL3vJx2W

Friday, November 27, 2015

Rick Teen Spirit

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snC4ZtW9dHI