Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

My First Seven Jobs

My first seven jobs....
Paper boy for 3 days.
King Soopers Cashier for a month
Burger King steamer/cashier where I got to walk two miles back and forth to work in the clown uniform every day to work (it builds character!)
Stocker at Sears for 2 years
Telemarketer for the Fraternal Order of Police for a week
Janitor at Sears 1.5 years
Assistant Technology worker at the library at Augusta College (should have STAYED at that job because...)
Job 8 is Taco Bell and Job 9 is cashier at Hi Lo auto parts to pay back tithing money to my church so...
Job 10 I get to be a Mind Control Agent for Joseph Smith inc!
There are a lot of crap jobs after that. Lots and lots of crap jobs.
Now I have a nice stable job where I get paid to be insulted every two weeks by my former mentor. HOORAY! 

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Sunday, June 26, 2016

[Quiz] Which game of thrones character are you?


Tyrion Lanister




Seems about right.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

[DND Character]

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Fighter/Rogue (3rd/3rd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-14
Dexterity-16
Constitution-13
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-16
Charisma-14


Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.



Primary Class:
Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others use their skills to protect the innocent. Fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities of the PC classes, and they are trained to use all standard weapons and armor. A fighter's rigorous martial training grants him many bonus feats as he progresses, and high-level fighters have access to special melee maneuvers and exotic weapons not available to any other character.



Secondary Class:
Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.



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