My First Seven Jobs

My first seven jobs....

Paper boy for 3 days.
King Soopers Cashier for a month
Burger King steamer/cashier where I got to walk two miles back and forth to work in the clown uniform every day to work (it builds character!)
Stocker at Sears for 2 years
Telemarketer for the Fraternal Order of Police for a week
Janitor at Sears 1.5 years
Assistant Technology worker at the library at Augusta College (should have STAYED at that job because...)

Job 8 is Taco Bell and Job 9 is cashier at Hi Lo auto parts to pay back tithing money to my church so...

Job 10 I get to be a Mind Control Agent for Joseph Smith inc!

There are a lot of crap jobs after that. Lots and lots of crap jobs.

Now I have a nice stable job where I get paid to be insulted every two weeks by my former mentor. HOORAY! :D

Fluffy Bunny Wed

[Quiz] Which game of thrones character are you?

Tyrion Lanister

Seems about right.

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The Present

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[DND Character]

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Fighter/Rogue (3rd/3rd Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength-14
Dexterity-16
Constitution-13
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-16
Charisma-14


Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Primary Class:
Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others use their skills to protect the innocent. Fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities of the PC classes, and they are trained to use all standard weapons and armor. A fighter's rigorous martial training grants him many bonus feats as he progresses, and high-level fighters have access to special melee maneuvers and exotic weapons not available to any other character.


Secondary Class:
Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.


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[People Who I Would Rather Have As President Rather than Donald Trump] 99 Problems and Trump isn't One

1. Me.

2. Rhombus Ticks

3. TC

4. Redwin Tursor

5. David Bowie's Ghost (We'd need to rewrite the constitution on that but hey)

6 Bernie Sandiers

7. The Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt

8. The Holographic AI Pop Star Japanese Construct of Teddy Roosevelt (secretly controlled by me)

9. Scooby Doo Style Villain of John Stewart Pretending to Be Teddy Roosevelt

10. Teddy Roosevelt

11. Ted Theodore Logan

12. Bill S Preston Esequire

13. Lucky Day

14. Zax the Divine

15. Thomas Jefferson

16. Deepak Chopra

17. Bernard Setaro Clarke

18. Skip Huffman

19. Underdog

20. A Cardboard Cut Out of Me

21. A Cardboard Cut Out of Theodore Roosevelt

22. Eleven (Doctor Who)

23. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

24. A Returned King Arthur

25. Frank Noble (AKA Grenademan)

26. Frank Castle (AKA The Punisher)

27. Kilroy Capital Conneticut

28. A Rock

29. A Cardboard Cutout of Donald Trump (Controlled by me)

30. Mitt Romney's Evil Universal Good Twin (because there he is Good) (Has Villain Beard)

31. Moaning Mertyl

32. Tarzan

33. Billy Batson

34. Jack Babylon

35. Andrew Greenberg

36. Namor

37. Bill Bridges, John Bridges and Justin Achilli as a Roman Triumvarate

38. A Roc

39. The Geico Lizard who could save the entire country 15% of Everything

40. Captain America (Pre Nazi)

41. Captain Kangaroo

42. Captain Underware

43. Captain Kirk

44. Stephen King

45. Bender [Futurama]

46. A Randomly selected person with Confederate Americans Filtered out

47. The Monarch

48. A Monarch Butterfly

49. Cleopatra, Anthony and Tony Star ruling as a Roman Style Triumvarate

50. A Tumbleweet

51. Jill Stein

52. Mothara

53. Frankenstein

54. Superman

55. Micky Mouse

56. Bugs Bunny

57. The Brain (sans Pinky)

58. Alphalpha

59. Herman Munster

60. Ed the Talking Horse

61. Ed Grimly

62. Rosalin Carter from Battlestar Galactica

63. The Bog of Eternal Stench

64. The Hypnotoad

65. The King in Yellow

66. Rocky Balboa

68. The Men In Black (Movie)

69. A Can of Soup (Someone else's list but I could vote for that)

70. Norman Rockwell

71. The Body of Jimmy Hoffa

72. Rollo Tamasi

73. Kaiser Sososi

74. Elon Musk

75. The Mouse Controlling the Elon Musk Suit (secretly controlled by the Brain)

76. Teddy Snow, Theodore Roosevelt's Bastard Love Child

77. Elvis

78. Spock

79. Ged

80. Howdy Duty (Secretly Controlled by Me)

81. Twelve Year Old Me

82. 86 Year Old Me From the Future with a Plan Ala Cylons

83. Number 6/I (From the Priisoner)

84. The Count of Monty Christo

85. Count Chocula

86. Rob Mosca

87. Jimmy Carter

87. Linda Carter

88 Stephen Colbert

89. Stephen Colbert (Diff Pronuciaction)

90. Eliza Doolittle

91. Julia Carlson from an Alternate Universe (not on this list because I don't want to lose her to the affairs of Office)

92. Wayne Walton

93. Helen Walton

94. John Boy Walton

95. Wyatt Erp

96. The Cisco Kid

97. Dr. Horrible

98. Bad Horse

99 Me.